December 2012
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For LOads of DIY experiments I've accumulated on... →
Hilarious! Dumb ways to die. Well played Metro... →
July 2011
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my Pinterest page! →
June 2011
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Read this Simple Story~
kay-swift:
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“Jezelle is filmed before a live studio audience”
“I dont sweat the petty things and I do not pet the sweaty things- brought to...”
“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
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“I am NOT infantile, you stinky poopyhead!”
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“I’m borrowing your underpants for ten minutes”
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“I was driven to drink by a man. Such a shame I forgot to thank him.”
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“Die eiers het in die yskas uitgebroei en wil toe NOU weet wanneer die Fanta Fun...”
– me
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“Baah baah black sheep… Your choice of powertools or totalled car parts...”
– moi
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“Some1 took away the pot of jam from the baby bumble bee and gave it pickled...”
– me
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“Eugene Terreblanche, the rugby player? Nee man, die politician! Hom, met die...”
– me
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“You just take care of that meatball, Sir… and leave the freaking out to me...”
– me again, still
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“Mommy, am i a potato peeler?? can i be a gREeen one??? Betty says my lentils are...”
– me
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“The adventures of Madame Mayfly and her magical meat- cleaver vs. the mysterious...”
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“My stomache feels like one of those twisty, two- tone marshmallows, foaming away...”
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Xprezzion by jezelle →
A picasso’esque drawing i made on this neato site! Yes, I said neat-o..
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“I’d talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier…”
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“Im a little teapot, filled with the wrath of a thousand flea-ridden monkeys in...”
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“If i were a tomatoe, Id so party in the vegetable isle….”
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“Mom, wheres be the spa-tula?? Grampa is nekkid agayen…. *hillbilly...”
– me
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“Aw thats beautiful Mr. Miagi… but i still dont know how its supposed to...”
– me
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“WHat?! Are you mad?! you NEVER leave an octopus alone with an unscrew-cap jar! ...”
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“i found this plant… in the garden… it wasnt moving … so i took...”
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“I’m a Vienna with a six pack and eleven twin brothers, all named Gordon....”
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“Unhand that innocent ice cream, you balaclava’d bandit!”
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“Fancy yer’self a shiny new camel? Just step on up and fer’ two...”
– me
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“#FACT If you eat jellytots off of the floor, a Thokoloshi will catch you and...”
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“I realised that being a reborn christian is a journey on which we must strive to...”
– me
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“You cant just go around tickling strawberries and expect to arrive in Genoa in...”
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“In my spaartyd trap ek deur die land opsoek na nuwe maalvleis...”
– me
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Invisibility is possible →
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“A truck just told me that it had bread in it with *added Goodness. So i asked it...”
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“Klits my eiers en tokkel my guitar, as ek die man op die maan was het ek kaal...”
– me
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“Straight from the rockinghorses’ mouth: Inflatable ponies only eat...”
– me
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May 2011
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“Freshly shaved and Powdered peaches. Now with laboriously re-added fuzz. Awesome...”
– me 